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 14.05.2012
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We went somehow with acquaintances to classes on fencing (with rollers you will behave, what you will not get). They worked blocks. I got it badly. Here he flew with a wooden sword almost on his eyebrows. It was evening, lazy to go into injury. But in the morning I still had to go to the hospital (the mirror, which was not at the training, showed that the wound was deep enough). I go to registration.
Hi, I have a breakdown (I show in the morning), where should I go?
Are you on your eyebrows or over your eyebrows?
and above.
Go to a three-hundred office there.
I go. I see there the inscription "Dentist". I knock carefully (I think I don’t remember the number correctly).
Hi to you. I have a split. I was told to turn to you.
Over the eyebrows or on the eyebrows.
and above.
Sit in the chair.
I sit down.
Open the mouth.
I have a cut over my eyebrow.
Open the mouth.
In a minute:
I need to treat a couple of teeth.
I have a calculation over my beard.
Come here tomorrow at ten.
I still wonder what had my teeth to do? The morning healed on its own, the scar is almost not noticeable.
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