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Toughened (14:44:25 14/06/2012)
Oh oh! I remembered here... one day I met an American and we spoke on Skype, but not a video, and the correspondence was... I opened an online dictionary on the net, inserted its text and he translated to me and back the same way.. and I decided to call, and I forgot that I don’t speak American:-D, so I pretended that I don’t have a sound, like I don’t hear it and I open my mouth without sounds... and here comes my mom into the room and grit – Len, went to the country?
Yeltsy (14:45:45 14/06/2012)
Shut up? I stopped talking to him, I was ashamed.
Oh oh! I remembered here... one day I met an American and we spoke on Skype, but not a video, and the correspondence was... I opened an online dictionary on the net, inserted its text and he translated to me and back the same way.. and I decided to call, and I forgot that I don’t speak American:-D, so I pretended that I don’t have a sound, like I don’t hear it and I open my mouth without sounds... and here comes my mom into the room and grit – Len, went to the country?
Yeltsy (14:45:45 14/06/2012)
Shut up? I stopped talking to him, I was ashamed.
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