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 18.06.2012
SMS after the first night with a new girl in her territory "you have my ass content left". All day trying to remember if I was washing myself in the morning in the toilet, I thought "Imbiciloid! I found something to ruin!" Then it came to me that she meant a little bit, a mediator and a couple of happy tickets that I had to put out of my back pocket because they prevented me from pitting my ass)))
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