Two points of view on the same subject
I watched a nightly TV show about how to have sex. Of all its participants, I remembered one pseudo-glamorous journalist or actress and one villager: a tall, beautiful man already in his sixty. Which all his life or constantly married and divorced, or did not marry at all and wandered all this time by the grandmothers. Who still lives like that. He has a lot of children from different wives, but no permanent family. In short, a man with a lot of experience on the topic discussed. Apparently, somebody from the television broadcasters had this colorful type either somewhere on a business trip, or at his own country in the village.
And there were, as I remember now, spectators in the hall. Mostly they were aunt years and so under forty-five. Beans in the juice itself. They were also interesting to see.
The glamorous baby began with a thin voice:
"Sex for me is a wide bed with silk plates in the middle of a room in a spacious luxurious hall. Open up the windows, through which the salt trees are brought from the garden. The whole bed is filled with pink petals, candlesticks with lit candles above the head. The quiet music.
And again in the same spirit.
The women in the room jealously breathe: some are alive!
Following her, the aforementioned grandfather presented his point of view on the subject discussed. In a non-apocalyptic tone, with a slight cynicism, while looking at the glamourist:
No need for pink. There is no benefit from them for any business, but they will stick to the body and rubbish from them.
No need for candles. They can shake up from the shake, and everything will burn up at the most responsible moment.
Music that is, that is not, for this matter does not matter.
Silk pads cannot be used, because they are slippery and poorly absorb moisture. The body slips on them. They will sink into a bite, and it will be wet and unpleasant to lie on them. The thighs should be rough linen - they slide the least and crumble into a pile, and absorb moisture best. In the extreme case, cotton.
The bed should have a back so that there is an emphasis for the legs.
The size of the bed does not matter.
The bed should be close to the wall.
It is better to hang a carpet on the wall. So that the partner does not slip and does not glue the skin to what is on the wall.
It is best to lie off the edge and place it on the wall.
- Further, pressed her to the carpet, so that she didn't hurt, stepped his legs in the back of the bed and went!
The windows in the garden should be closed if it is not too dull. And the mosquitoes fly on the light and tempt the ass.
The women in the room looked at him with admiration.