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 01.07.2012
XHH: Did you see in the demotivators in the innet that the standby now in the transport begins because of these clock changes?
WOW : well. And what?
XHH: Today with me the same story was, only with a continuation. I went in the tram in the morning, hanged on the armor and hanged for a short time. Then he began to feel something moving in his pants, realized that the standing started, but did not expect to get up very sharply and powerful. In general, all this ruthless affair directly in front of her face was observed by one offgenic girl who was sitting in front of me. Everyone thought, there would be screams, said sexual harassment, shorter shame on the whole tram. And no fig, the girl shrugged a little, turned to the window, then looked at my pants again, turned back again and shrugged even louder. I stood all red of shame, covered my shame with a bag and so I went all the way.
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