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 09.07.2012
What are your plans for Saturday?
yyy - And why I have a bad feeling... I and Alla go to "Bless". Do you want with us?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You know, I am now in the ass and with the instinct and with the job, they will be borrowed.If I introduce my girlfriend, they will switch to her with questions who she is, what she is doing, I will not be so.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Ladies and gentlemen, let Ira suffer :-)
xxx - Irka I can't show them))) Reasons for covering will be added))) +she doesn't know about the exception yet, on Fig such news. No, you don’t think, when I break it all, I’ll tell her.
Yyyy – No, I disagree with you. Because I don’t want to lie. Two - this story will emerge sooner or later, and Irina will spoil my hair. Three for the show. I fear only three things: escalators, surprises, and familiarity with my parents.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I will buy you tickets for everything until the end of the summer))) When I go to work)) Mamachen will eat me without salt, right!
Yyyy – Do you hit my compassion? Okay I persuaded. But, you know, it’s not like a man – a girl to cover up like a shield.
XXX, in full accordance with the traditions of the people. When you need to comfort the evil dragon, he is sacrificed a princess virginity)))
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