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Why I left school.
In the distant 1997–2003. I worked in a rural school as the deputy director of educational work (UPR), if easier - I will. I was seduced to this post by the promise of the directorate, but, as it often happens, the director of the school, and by "happy coincidence" also the wife of the director of the district department of education and to this day is at the head of this school. My relationship with her can probably be called a kind of "love" because she "loved" me at every meeting and in the intervals between them. The reason for this “flaming passion” is the director’s daughter, a pitiful, arrogant person who tried to manage the school together, and sometimes instead of his mother. This spell did not run with me, I correctly fixed the girl, but found in her mother's face a "bad friend". Now the story itself.
The school, as I already wrote, was in the countryside, accordingly, many household concerns were on the shoulders of schoolchildren. One of the most unpleasant was the obligation to take the garbage out of the containers near the school. This garbage was used by most of the surrounding inhabitants, it was constantly overcrowded and so on. The disposal of garbage is usually carried out as follows. At the beginning of winter, when the temperature dropped below zero degrees, so that it did not smell so strongly, a tractor truck was adjusted for washing, the garbage was rolled out to the ground and thrown into the truck with blades, then it was transported to the nearest TBO polygon. The "honorary" duty on garbage was always imposed on students of the graduation - 11th grade. This time everything was as usual, and probably there would be no consequences, if not one "but". I went out of the classroom and accidentally looked out the window, there in the middle of the garbage pile was the director and her daughter, and around the eleven classmates were working, crushing the garbage pits. I was pulled by the tongue! My comment: “They finally found their place in life!” He walked around the school at the speed of light.
In the distant 1997–2003. I worked in a rural school as the deputy director of educational work (UPR), if easier - I will. I was seduced to this post by the promise of the directorate, but, as it often happens, the director of the school, and by "happy coincidence" also the wife of the director of the district department of education and to this day is at the head of this school. My relationship with her can probably be called a kind of "love" because she "loved" me at every meeting and in the intervals between them. The reason for this “flaming passion” is the director’s daughter, a pitiful, arrogant person who tried to manage the school together, and sometimes instead of his mother. This spell did not run with me, I correctly fixed the girl, but found in her mother's face a "bad friend". Now the story itself.
The school, as I already wrote, was in the countryside, accordingly, many household concerns were on the shoulders of schoolchildren. One of the most unpleasant was the obligation to take the garbage out of the containers near the school. This garbage was used by most of the surrounding inhabitants, it was constantly overcrowded and so on. The disposal of garbage is usually carried out as follows. At the beginning of winter, when the temperature dropped below zero degrees, so that it did not smell so strongly, a tractor truck was adjusted for washing, the garbage was rolled out to the ground and thrown into the truck with blades, then it was transported to the nearest TBO polygon. The "honorary" duty on garbage was always imposed on students of the graduation - 11th grade. This time everything was as usual, and probably there would be no consequences, if not one "but". I went out of the classroom and accidentally looked out the window, there in the middle of the garbage pile was the director and her daughter, and around the eleven classmates were working, crushing the garbage pits. I was pulled by the tongue! My comment: “They finally found their place in life!” He walked around the school at the speed of light.
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