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 11.07.2012
If drivers were employed in the same way as programmers, it would look like this:

Vacation - Driver

The Requirements:
professional skills in the management of passenger cars and trucks, trolleybuses, trams, metro and funicular trains, excavators and bulldozers, special machines on the hose, infantry combat vehicles and modern light/medium tanks in the arms of the CIS countries and NATO.
Rally and extreme driving skills are required. Experience in driving cars "Formula 1" is welcome. Knowledge and experience of repair of piston and rotor engines, automatic and manual transmission, ignition systems, anti-blocking systems, navigation systems and automotive audio systems of leading search engines are mandatory. Experience in painting and painting works is welcome. Candidates must have Mercedes, BMW certificates, as well as certificates of participation in major international rallies not more than two years ago.

The salary:
1500-2500 rubles, determined by the results of the interview.

In addition to having an idea of long maritime expeditions on nuclear submarines, the skills of piloting the latest SU fighters

This vacancy provides for small repairs of boilers, calculators, satellite navigation systems, nuclear reactors and work on jet and milling machines.
Source: http://bash.im
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