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 17.07.2012
What is your pleasure, says a fighting woman?
Well, that’s the case... you know I can’t stand it on the road.
Well what?
- Yesterday one m...k decided to cut me in the garden, and the distance between the cars I keep small. He once, two and all in no way, almost crashed into the front passenger, but in no way, a word broke. I started to catch up, and I have Canadian partners on the wire, I am not to his ego. And this m. goes, opened the window with his hands... in general, then threw it into my forehead egg.
A nightmare... a crazy thing!
I go on the gases, overtaking the brakes in front of him. He bricks in his pants and walks to the nearest corner. And I, to my minds, left a video from the registrar, wrote a statement on the attempt at health and on the forced examination on the conviction of this man. And in Gaia stating, he was there in the tunnel. He will joke with me.
The young man! The question is, where does the egg come from?
Removed from anger. It is :)
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