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 23.07.2012
I’m convinced today that intelligence is a great thing!
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: At the stop there is a barracks, at the barracks a mother with a child. The child cries "Buy-Buy-Buy!" and pulls his mother to the barrel. Mom resorted to the last remedy: “If you don’t stop now, I’ll sell it to that uncle.” I have to say, we have a meeting of department chiefs today, so “uncle” is very representative: in a jacket, with a tie...
The child looked at his uncle and seriously said, “No, you won’t sell.” I decide to play, I get a wallet, I approach: "Why are you selling the child?".
HHH: How she hit me! "How dare you offer this!" and so on.
HH: Well I went away. The child looks and makes conclusions.
Aunt calmed down, and the child said so calmly, "Mom, if you don't sell me, then buy me a machine."
The parent had such a physique that it was just wonderful to watch!
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