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 24.07.2012
You can't kiss a girl in her lips - she can smash her dress.
You can't kiss your eyes - it can smash your shower.
You can't kiss the cheeks - the powder can crumble.
You can't kiss your neck - there must be perfumes that only she likes.
You can’t bite her ears – there are ears.
Do not touch the chest - silicone can shift.
You can not lick the stomach - you can bring an infection, there is a piercing.
You cannot touch the thighs - there is an anti-cellulite cream.
You cannot touch your hands - you can ruin the manicure.
God, why do we have this punishment?! to
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