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 30.07.2012
In the summer I got a babysitter, I watch the child in the countryside house. The child has his own room, swimming pool. Three bicycles. There are three options for breakfast. I visited more countries in my 5 years than I visited in my 25.
How to explain to a child a phrase from Mikhalkov's poem
We live in the same apartment.
All our neighbors know us.
Just call me – four.
“Twelve times?”
Tell me how? A child in confusion.
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