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 24.08.2012
A recent history from the revolutionary past was posted on the site:
“I answered him, among other things, that I studied at the University of London, where, among other sciences, I studied financial science. Menzhinsky suddenly stood up, stumbled into my eyes and declared categorically: “In this case we will make you the governor of the state bank”... After some time he returned with a paper in which Ilych’s signature certified that I am the governor of the state bank.”

This is not an episode from the everyday life of the house of the minded, but a historical case, told in the Soviet edition.

The author considers the appointment of a person with a financial education, obtained at the University of London, inadequate for the performance of the duties of the bank manager?
Okay, here is the story of very recent times, absolutely not revolutionary.
One person graduated from the Chelyabinsk Medical Institute in 1986. Then he (until 1991) He worked as a therapist in the student clinic of the Chelyabinsk Polytechnic Institute, then moved to the position of deputy chief physician of the Chelyabinsk Metallurgical Combinate Hospital. In one and the same (!) In 1998 he defended two dissertations - a doctoral on the subject "Cosmetic and functional consequences, reactions and complications of the radiation component of breast cancer treatment" and a doctoral on the subject "Changes in quality of life during and after the combined and comprehensive treatment of breast cancer". The fact that the author, first, was never an oncologist and never worked in any oncological institution, moreover, since 1991 he did not work as a doctor, but for one year managed to defend two dissertations on oncology - absolutely not interested in VAK.
The question is, what position was offered to this man by Prime Minister Putin in 2009? Minister of Health? The answer is wrong, in the Ministry of Health was Golikov, an economist. From 2009 to 2012, Dr. Med. Elena Borisovna was Minister of Agriculture in Russia.
"Neither the minister nor three of her five departments have a profile education, as do 11 of the 16 department directors. One department is headed by a retired general-major of the militia, the other is a graduate of Tambov Aviation School. He is a graduate of the Higher School of the KGB of the USSR, who worked in the state security and drug control service for 21 years. But especially impressive is the list of the head of the department of public service and personnel policy Olga Dulepova-Meneyuk: she is a specialist in psychotherapy and surveys using a polygraph.

http://www.newsland.ru/news/detail/id/559455/

You can add that it is one of them. The Minister of Communications had a candidate of medical sciences in our country.

And this is also not "episodes from the life of the mindless", but the real life of our wonderful country.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1208/o120823.html#8
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