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 14.09.2012
xxx: Today we come to the entrance of the subscriber (the house with the letter G and the entrance is in the corner), everything is forced by cars, there is nowhere to park. Here just begins to go out the back some girl on a bright green board type matiza right next to the padik we need. On the left, Ford has gone across the corner, can't pass - we are standing. We stand, Ford stands, the girl stands dumb. The partner with the words "Well, the pissideeet babbo fuck" gazes, runs around Ford, stands up, we wait. Ford has left. The virgin slowly left, the current began to touch as here because of the bush suddenly the same Ford flew into her place. You are a cowboy "Oh you are a cowboy! Damn that you only dream!". If you got out of the car, so and presented a week later this guy google "how not to see dreams?"or "for what do pidoas dream?"
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