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 15.09.2012
To seduce it seduced, that only the children can appear not only after sex, but also during the first knock on the door - need a spoon, the second - the elderly to drive out the big, the third - need to give a spoon, because there is nowhere to put it, the fourth - decided to ignore. They were rewarded with a long and stubborn call to the door.The fifth needed a big to the younger, they said to wait 10 minutes.The sixth knocked in 30 seconds and the announcement that he would wait here.The seventh..no, the seventh was not yet,so came a cat,settled near and began to scratch the flea furiously.The seventh announced the arrival of a small neighbor who wants to play with us.The eighth- called the aunt to ask how we were doing (contained to a car respondent).The ninth- car called the owner. And exactly half a second before the end of orgasm (yes, orgasm!) That, not the first day of marriage however) - The tenth." ten minutes passed. Let’s be big. Fast!"....there’s been four hours that my brain doesn’t leave the count for ten blacks (sorry, afroamerican babies)
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