Today at work...
The incoming call.
I imagine.
A nice female voice reports, “Ilia, I’ve been told that you’re the sweetest and most cultural person in your entire company, and I want to offer you....
“Billets to the theatre?”
The woman was scared, “No!” I want to offer you a gonobobel!”
I was scared, “What?”
She says “Honobbel!”
I think of myself, “Of all the pleasures I know, this must be something new.
I say, “I almost agree, but how will we do it?”
She said, “You don’t know what gonobobobel is?”
I said “No!”
She said, “It’s a blueberry, we didn’t bring it expensive!”
The curtain.