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 21.09.2012
I have a girlfriend. She lives alone, does not fit with her personal life somehow, she calls herself a joke "forevere eloon". He wrote today in the status:
"This female essence will catch me. All day hands itching to cook something delicious. It lasted a long time and here it broke! As a result: a roasted soup on smoked pork crumbs, olive, chicken filet with a garner of foxes and fried potatoes, cake... Woke up when the cakes with apples stick to the beginning of O_o
And I can't eat all of this, because diet and allergy to half of the products >_<
In short, I'm what I want - hungry friends, I'm waiting for guests! and"
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