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 29.10.2012
Love Is..: at 36 years old, falling in love with a girl 15 years younger, to quit drinking because of her, work on the norm, raise money, rent a separate apartment, poorly understanding even in the wire and catching her virus to go to Ubuntu, himself(!) put and set up a TSI on her (so that only there was a chance to communicate with her in an agent), give her flowers and gifts, hang with her on the phone day and night, dream about the future together, and in the end, give her a ring with a diamond and make an offer... then six months (!) Wait for a reasonable answer..and get a complete praise on everything for her achievements and a statement that all she needs now in life is a friend ".. so that abroad there is someone to cling to"(c)!. and so that not to live at home and not to work - she is "tussusya with friends" (simply put, she blasphemes where it came and in modern life this is the type of norm), she has no need for anything and everything is fine for her.
It is said that butterfly kills:
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