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 16.11.2012
Horror Films on the Tracker:

1: A great movie. Ventilate the room.
Not looking at at night, not wearing headphones.

He accidentally broke the curtains, but did not watch the movie.

I sit in the kitchen, reading reviews. I haven’t seen the movie yet...

He accidentally squeezed his neighbor’s pants out of fear. I did not watch the movie.

5: End of the electric to watch!
It is terrible to go out!) (Time is 3:43)

6: Chase probably want to drop, or I can’t get rid of it ?
Respect for the author!

8: He was just starting to swallow, but he was already frightened.

9: He jumped, put on full pants, did not look. I got another pornhub.

10: Looked the second time - shook in the neighbor's pants.
This is my third time with my wife.

11: I watched TV, but I didn’t watch the movie.

12: If someone else hits somewhere without watching the movie,
You can’t write about it anymore, right?
The movie cool. Scary enough to re-examine again.

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