I thought, after the lighting loci from the shaurma, my wife could not surprise me with anything. How naive I was.
The morning. Early 5 hours. I sleep. Suddenly something joyfully jumps and cries upon me. I open one eye and see a woman licking from ear to ear:
and Murzick! The Moroccan!! The cane is working!! Rraah, I will now eat you as a female godmother!
He pretends to bite my head.

That’s how from all this I should have understood that she’s expecting a baby??! to