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 18.12.2012
After long complaints and reminders, the husband finally took on repairing the shower in the bathroom. After half an hour in the bathroom, it turned out that it was necessary to buy some details in the store. My husband dictated the list and I went to the sanitary store.
Having bought everything on the list, I had already turned to get out of the store when I heard behind my back something ironically said by the seller:
I’ll be waiting for you in an hour.
Did I forget to take something? I asked a bit confused.
No no no no no. Everything is normal. Only, I know from experience that if the owner himself takes to repair something from the sanitary, his wife at least three times have to resort here to buy something.
I hope my case is an exception.

Unfortunately, half an hour later, in the bathroom, something crumbled, a silenced mat arrived, the evil face of my husband emerged from the door, and I already realized that I would have to go to the store again.
The boys looked around and one of them showed me two fingers. I pretended I didn’t understand their nonsense.
They saw me for the third time – when it crumbled again, I went to another store.
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