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 29.12.2012
I slept so well with you, dear!
You’re probably my first guy who didn’t pull the blanket over at night.
Well, I have a little trick ;)
Ohhhhhhhh?
In short, I had one jump. When I didn’t have you (and I didn’t have anyone at all), from loneliness and longing, I decided to be the perfect guy. I studied cooking, mastered laundry modes, attended scientific lectures... It was bad for all the girls who rejected me, so that when I married someone, my beloved woman was envious, I was set as an example to my boys / husbands, etc. In general, a few months of hard-working training was enough for me to learn to sleep comfortably under a blanket folded in half...
and Profit :)
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