I am operating today. Everyone is already sitting there waiting for Palycha (our dearest captain).It flies... - Your mother! Who served in the opera group yesterday? “And what happened? What’s the matter?” I see, Palych ultimately says, “Who was in the opera group yesterday?” Kudryash stands up: “I, comrade captain.” Palych: “Did you take the challenge?“That’s true, comrade captain.” – “Have you taken the dead woman?Then he said, “Well, I’m going to look at him, and I’m going to look at him.”“Kudryash: “Nikolai Pavlovich, well, I took her... in the morge, there was a guard alone, I had to pull her myself.” “Well, there was no seats in the morge...” : “And she is an old lady, I couldn’t even throw her on the floor... Well, I put her on a chair near the guard, and she slips... I tied her with a rope, I put her passport in one hand, in another order to open...” By the moment when Kudryash finished rotting everything, it was rotting. Palych:-"Not only that the guard told her all night anecdotes, so in the morning came the cleaner, also the grandmother by the way... asked your grandmother to raise her legs, the grandmother is silent... the cleaner thought that the grandmother fell asleep and pushed her legs on her shovel, when the cleaner realized that the grandmother died, she immediately lost consciousness and falling stuck the documents, which accurately fell on the cleaner... the sanitarians thought that the cleaner is the deceased, as the documents were lying on her.They loaded her on the slide and took her to the opening, where she was split and laid on the opening table.At this time, the students of the 1st course with the medical school came to attend the opening, the cleaner just round