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 22.01.2013
The Union of Muslims of Kazakhstan (SMK) proposes to introduce a special article into the Criminal Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan, prohibiting obscene gestures against high-ranking persons, reports the press service of the SMK.
The list of prohibited activities should include:
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4 is To manage the need, let bad winds, strike the bottom of the dress, stretch the width, reveal the genitals and buttocks near high-ranking persons;
5 is Demonstratively chew in the nose, sneeze and sneeze in the direction of high-ranking persons;
6 is Shake your eyes, swallow your cheeks, lie down on the ground, get up on your head, turn your back or side, jump, bend, drop on the four, crush your nose, close your eyes, clamp your noses, squeeze your fingers in your mouth, cause vomiting, rattling, sneezing, clogging your ears, whispering, whispering, standing, making animal sounds (grabbing, whispering, washing, bleaching, roasting, and so on), grabbing your heart, showing boredom, shortness of breath, sweating, epilepsy, rabies, allergies, stroke, trembling in the limbs, colic in the abdomen and liver, whispering, washing, pretending to be moderate or drunk.
According to the Union of Muslims, such acts should be treated as minor hooliganism and punished with imprisonment for 5 days.
Source: http://bash.im
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