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 24.01.2013
Ineets a roulette store, decided to sell expensive watches. The first was a clock for almost 30k backs. Comments are broken.

MrAlgernon 31 December 2012
I am a pianist. At the concert, the whole hall looks at me. Since I bought the clock, in the hall of anschlag. I am considering buying a second hand copy.
Plus: With an accuracy of a second, I can tell how much time has passed since I sold the apartment.
The homeless people I live with look strangely at me. We have to swallow the clock at night.

Vadim 21 January 2013
I bought a gift to a girl, not noticing that they were men. I am upset, you are so careless. She left me at all. I took the clock.
Plus: They show the time.
Disadvantages: This will not return the girl.

Jura 21 January 2013
Damn accidentally pressed the button "Buy!" what to do now? Now I'm thinking about selling an apartment or leaving the country whatever I found! Can I cancel my order somehow?
Plus: the button to buy on the site is just great, the pluses in the clock have not yet seen!!! to
Disadvantages: Expensive, for such money you can take 1032 bets CASIO LTP-1236GL-7BEF )))

Andrei 21 January 2013
Delivery in Kiev is free of charge, which is very pleasant.
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