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 25.01.2013
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This morning was fucking.
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I went to training on Tuesday, most of the load was on my hands. He was tired so his hand could not be raised. Well, yesterday they were sick a little, and this morning just couldn’t get out of bed. Hands not to bend, not to unfold, not to wash. He slipped on the bed like a goose, somewhat like a splash. 10 minutes wearing a shirt, bleat! I decided to drink tea and couldn't bring the cup to my mouth =( In the sortir he went down, barely to his ass stretched to wipe out. My clothes were almost crying!!!! Fuck, I was morally prepared for the fact that everything would be hard to give. But that’s more shit.
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I felt disabled people.
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A! Another door in the subway slightly into the fucker came, could not hold =(
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So don’t go to the cockroach.
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and ROFL
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It is not funny =(
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I think I’ll go for lunch if I don’t bring a spoon to my mouth =(
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