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 29.01.2013
It was a dream for all of us!! In short, I dreamed I was in the past, in 2008.
I go through the city and go into the castle. And there he sits... You never get... Steve, his mother, Jobs!!! He sits, looks at me and talks. "I was waiting for you. And I am "Steve! But you are dead!" And he is me "No, Yaroslav! All villi people do not die, they fall into the past and live happily. Looking around, he lives like Indiana Jones. A bunch of artifacts, skulls, and so on. But all the salt began when he offered to go down with him to the basement, where he came up with something incredible that would help the whole world. I go down and he tells me. "Look, Yaroslav, here is (ATTENTION), it’s chickens!"No, you imagine, chickens! He breeds chickens and calls it salvation for all mankind!!! "Let’s go on to Yaroslavl. Here I have pigs and pigs..." You know, this was my first time I woke up and rattled like a horse)))
It’s time to get involved with alcohol.
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