A friend said:
It was before the end of the world. Seller at the TC. Going out to smoke. With them came out a guard - uncle "two for two". They smoke calmly. The Uncle says:
I wish the end of the world would come and half of mankind would be extinct and half would remain.
The Seller: Why?
The guard: And I would go and pursue the rest.
He throws out a cigarette, leaves the curtain.