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 04.02.2013
Wholeman: How did your wife agree that all the control of the light would be attached to the server?
VoVanJinn: Who asks women about men’s questions?
If the husband said that now, to turn on the light in the bathroom, you can not touch the switch, but you need to approach the comp and pick up from the console:
> sh smart_house_temp.jar -bathroom_1 -on -auto_off -duration:15min
So the obedient wife will continue to do so now.
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