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 26.02.2013
A neighbor’s car battery was discharged. I went out and helped her get out of her car. I say, "You turn a little, 10 - 15 km is enough, or it will be discharged again. The neighbor affirmed and I returned home with a sense of duty.
In the evening, 6 hours. A call from her, the lovely lady with a complaining voice reports that the car is not starting again. As I dress up, I start to figure out how much she has gone through in the morning. It turns out this noisy man in the morning safely stifled the car and decided to drive the 15 kilometers indicated by me in the evening, because the gasoline was in vain to spend, and in the evening she still went to the barber.
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