My friend and I once sat in a bar. The case was abroad.
There are two fat Russian men over the age of 40 and sit nearby.
apparently, they were impressed by the fact that we ordered not in the menu, but in confident English.
They began to discuss us. We decided that we are from Australia)) discussed our age, appearance... even had time to share who! I didn’t know what to do with myself so I didn’t get upset!
And then the most interesting thing began... began to decide how to call us to the hotel... "let’s say that we see the sea from the balcony" and so on.
We just fell there! After that, they naturally realized that they were loathing, hurriedly asked for an account and disappointed.
The waiters laughed a long time later.)