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 25.03.2013
I work in commerce. A woman 40+ asks:
Do you have batteries on... a vacuum cleaner?
I try to understand what a vacuum cleaner is and what a battery. She thinks a little more and says:
The round...
[Scrubs the six in my brain]
Probably, deciding to get me, he adds:
The flat...
No, no, David Blaine is not!
Trying to understand something, I repeat:
The batteries? In the dust? The round?
Here is a sharp turn of the story:
No, not on the vacuum cleaner, but on the... weight.
In this regard, my imagination drew a poster in the style of Soviet security:
Friends remember it! Leaving the house without the brain is harmful to the mental state of those around you!
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