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 05.04.2013
Disney is closing LucasArts:
DL: Someone is stuck in the universe of Star Wars, and I am not. These swords and piu-piu rays, rejecting laser rays from pistols, a laser sword, well just a kindergarten. Something I did not get into this. There is little doubt that a human is able to react faster than the speed of light, that is, faster than 299,792,458 m/s. Something I doubt is simply that training with the green curtains made a person 300 million times faster. But many people believe it.
Trepak: Something does not hold me to Transformers. These robots and piu-piu missiles, repelling missiles with railroads, transforming robots into equipment. Just a kindergarten. The iron cannot, according to the laws of physics, change in size without changing its volume.

Something does not hold me to Spider-Man. This is climbing the walls and piu-piu web, clinging the web to skyscrapers and flying around the city. Just a kindergarten. A person cannot, according to the laws of genetics, from the bite of a spider to start whipping a web.

Something does not hold me to Harry Potter. These sorcerers and piu-piu spells, punching spells with sticks, all sorts of rabbits, and so on. Just a kindergarten. A man cannot, according to the laws of anatomy, witch.
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