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 16.04.2013
Guests of the "Siberian Jewelry Salon" in Krasnoyarsk will be offered jewelry for all occasions of life.
Natka: "Egorke was ten years old, Lidocke was seven. As usual, they played their games, my mother was engaged in the household, it was unusual only that a gun suddenly hit the boy's eyes. It was Papa’s award-winning name gun, which he left on his desk by some fateful coincidence. The idea of putting a sister at the wall and trying to get into it was born instantly.
In the next moment, Egor, targeting, pressed the pipe, and in a second he had already run away, not for a joke scared, throwing a gun, and most importantly, afraid to turn back and look at his sister. On the doorstep of the house, he encountered his mother, who was on her feet into the house, assuming the worst... They entered the room and... saw the eyes of a little girl who was standing and could not move from the place, numb from fear. A little further away from it, there was a trace of a bullet left on the wall, which by chance passed by... "
What would you advise in such a case?
52: What does this story have to do with the exhibition? Are you lost?
They offer jewelry for every occasion. This is a case from life. What kind of jewelry is there?
Or can jewelry still not be for ALL occasions?
ESOFKOS: Right for all cases of life?
What is the decoration in the puppet for a fifth-grade welder to work in three shifts?
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