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 18.04.2013
There are coffee machines in the cars. While looking for a pen for the chair in the warehouse, I went for a coffee. There are 3 cars in this car salon. 1 - VAZ salon, 2 - Opel + Chevrolet and the 3rd technical center. The coffee machine worked only in the VAZ salon. At the same time, the apparatus itself was glucose and did not catch a cup, into which he then poured coffee. Thus e. You throw money, press a button, an empty cup falls out of the machine and the coffee flows past. The owners of the VAZs could be unmistakably recognized - they drank coffee. They picked up the glasses almost asleep, quickly thought and left satisfied. People who came from the Opel / Chevrolet cabin looked astonished at the cup that fell on the side, on the coffee lying past, sadly looked around and went back. Philosophy is fucking.
I immediately picked up the glass. It was just two days since I bought VAZIK.
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