How easy it is to get a surname for a lifetime. Or by Luis Alberto.
It is now so many series that no normal person can get them, staying in a healthy mind. In the 1980s, they were alone. The unfortunate slave at the façade. Older people will understand immediately, without a name.
I worked at CB. The team in the department was female. But that summer a young man was sent to us for practice. Nicholas is. The knee. If anyone remembers the movie "Where is the Novelette?“The picture one-on-one, when Kuravlev worked in a purely bab collective. At first, we were somewhere embarrassed to boast about it with updates, but then came to the demonstration and underwear (within the boundaries of then morality) - type, taking into account the male opinion on the renewal. The poor student at first was always in a semi-immatural state. Then accustomed, he began to discuss with us and the new series of the bestseller of the time "Rabbi Ishaura", although he did not watch them. Our conversations were enough.
And here, one beautiful morning, we sit in front of the culmans, but we do not work, but make assumptions at the expense of the fate of the unhappy slave. Disputes are not joke.
Okay, they won’t do anything!
You’re wrong, they’ll be fine!
and etc. And so on, until Kolenko gave his voice: "Yes, you women do not understand anything in male psychology, if you assume that I am Luis Alberto...
And the silence. We turn around, and at the door is a director, with some commission.
The Director has an impenetrable face, he leads the chief inspector under the pen, saying:
- Meet our promising young employee with a rare name, Luis, and a no less rare surname, derived from the diplomat's father - Alberto.
Further, the check went smoothly, but Kolenko, except (you understand) it was Luis Alberto nobody called. In the entire enterprise. Go to the CB to Louis, and there Alberto did not give out the detail in the drawings...
The summer was over, our Colleen went on to study, and I moved to another city by circumstances.
Years have passed, 25 years!!..
I never changed the scope of activity, and this was what brought me to this same factory after so many years. In the passage I ask:
- Dearest, tell me how to find the director Ivanov Nikolai Stepanych?
Are you interested in Luis Alberto? At the 6th floor.
I took off on the 6th without an elevator, without asking, broke into the cabinet and when I saw Kolya only and exhaled - "It's you."

The graduate man looked at me over his glasses, smiled, and instead of “who are you,” you know what he said?

- By the way, Irina Sergeevna, that purple shirt you bought in vain, it didn't go to you completely...