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 22.04.2013
My grandmother was in the bus today. I go, as usual, I read a book and here one miracle passes by her wheelchair on her foot, my grandmother looked at me condemningly and was ready to issue a tirade of what I am bad, but I went ahead of her, smiled and apologized, hi with her, I think the mood is more expensive)) But here she runs on the same grandmother with a wheelchair and they wildly start to water each other. Nearby two girls are going (I often cross with them in the area, ran together in the park in the summer, we play with one, but we are not acquainted), so they chick over the grandmothers for good. I say to the grandmothers: "Why are you shouting at each other? There are girls sitting painted, it would be better for their minds to be taught to mind. Girls: Oh, but they keep smiling. The conspiracy grandmothers looked around, the epic secondary pause of the silence of the entire bus and the grandmothers rushed onto the girls with screams: "Shallow, the girls of the garrison, and in our time" and further on the list. And the girls also did not worship, stood up and worshiped the grandmothers and said: Thank you, our sweet grandmothers, now it will be faster to dress, thank you for the good advice, taught the mind to reason. The entire bus.
I finally met the girls ;)
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