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 01.05.2013
I have a dog, it has two traits: 1. He is deaf and 2. She loves to look into the bags of ALL passers trying to find something to eat, which often scares them.

A distant Siberian town, winter, 11 o'clock in the evening, dark, the wind is terrible, the snow falls so that at a distance of 3 meters nothing is visible. Walking with the dog. In order to escape a little from this sweet weather, he stretched his cap and tied his shirt on his face, leaving only his eyes. The dog goes next to us, here we are overtaken by a girl with bags, obviously not noticing the dog, passing 2 meters forward, the dog saw a great opportunity to check her bags for something delicious. She begins to run to the girl. I run after the dog in full automation and shout "Stop, SUCKA!". After this, the girl immediately looks around, sees that a curled dark thing runs on her and abruptly crashes from place.

I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow.
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