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 17.05.2013
In May...
An open-air venue in the park... At the extreme table, a man in his 60s sits alone, has ordered something, has eaten something. Eat not in a hurry, drinking them a glass of beer... Eat something meat, carefully with a knife and a fork... On the table is a mid-size barbecue...

The body of an indefinite age approaches the table from the side of the park from 17 to 25.

The rush approaches the table, grabs the barbecue and begins to run away.
At the expense of one or two men licking a fork (naughty??) It does not shake much, and at the fourth step this fork gets stuck in the thief's hand in which the barbecue is stuck.

The barnet falls out, the thief rushes away with a fork in his hand.
The man stood up, took the barbecue, put it in place, calmly ate, calculated and left.
Judging by how the guard rushed to the man, he did not count for the fork, but somehow the impulse of the guard suddenly disappeared...
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