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 29.05.2013
We are going to fly to Turkey for the first time with my daughter. My mom read somewhere that you need to glue the navel with a patch during the journey, which helps from nausea. For every case, I set up this daughter, say we glue the buds, everyone does it in front of the plane, and so on.
Her husband returns from work and she says to him:
“Daddy, do you know we’re going to stick the buttocks on the plane?
Why Why?
So have to! Whatever it breaks out!
“Nastia, what’s it going to take him out of that!
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