So I want to rock over the wolf, and I am 17, what to do

You steal your passport from the rodocks, you break your pig pig, you go to the train station for a ticket. Then you think.
When parents get caught up, you respond to the call and say you have decided to leave them because you are, for example, gay. And you are going to France, for example, to register your marriage. They panic for a long time, then they say they love you as you are, and then you just say, “Let’s go, I just went to a music festival, I’ll come back then.” They will breathe with relief, I’m sure.