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 13.06.2013
A brigade of harsh Chelyabinsk installers (and related specialists) worked on one facility, where the course of work was controlled by the Germans. Foreigners did not speak Russian, all through an interpreter. They disassemble one unit, collect - there are "surplus" spare parts, yet everything works. The Germans didn't like it - one comes along with the translator and says - well, why are the extra ones left? Well, they stayed and stayed, the men answered nothing terrible... the German is not reassured - well, you probably changed them for the right ones, and these must have gone away with their resources, they must be thrown out! You know what, the men are surprised, will be useful, the stock of pockets does not pull... the translator translates, the German apparently did not understand the phrase... how does it ask? The men revived - well, translate "excess hyy in the ass is not an obstacle!" the translator translated -)))) the German rounded his eyes, grabbed his head and fled with the screams of o-ey-ey -)))))) and most importantly - no more questions were asked afterwards -)
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