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 08.07.2013
When I was 3 years old, I recognized my aunt under the costume of Santa Claus.
When I was 5, I found my mother removing my tooth from under the pillow. So my tooth has disappeared.
Having celebrated my eighth birthday, I discovered that I was not rewarding in the name of the Moon. And when I was 11, my cat didn’t turn into a Hogwarts professor and didn’t invite me to a magical special school.
At 16 I read the Constitution of my own country.
And I still need to explain why cynicism is my life position?! to
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