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 16.07.2013
We were in the courtyard, forever the crocodile rushed so that you will pass, you will park. one day I closed my car so that I could not leave. I am Friday evening. On Saturday morning I was going to go.. tyr-pyr, neighbors from her entrance told me that she and yobir went to all the outdoors.. fucking... called a relative, he came on a bronchoche, we crushed the crush, well I left.. and the sediment remained.. returned home, went to the sex shop, bought a healthy pink fox and glued the mounting foam in the middle of the front glass of this pipe.
I only regret one thing, that I had a M65 phone at the time, which nikhua it was not to record.
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