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 19.07.2013
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NikitA: The daughter quest came up: Mom, cook me peanut soup, only without peanut-like in the garden!

Here are two options. either boiled from concentrates, or cooked to such a state that the peas collapses almost into molecules, forming a cabbage-like mass. But it is still fine. I was at one time in the state of the statue of the thinker, when in one hospital I received a plate of pearl, which was a monolithic design with a plate, neither the grain was visible, and when turning the plate, the meat did not even try to get out of it, and I bended the spoon. I thought an epilepsy.
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