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 20.07.2013
The Prologue. I have a cat, he is 6 years old in November, that is, he has already reached his maximum size. For me, this is an ordinary little kitten, but why do I think so only I. He was the largest among the brothers, it actually attracted me to him. He fed the first years of life with major foods, so he grew as it was supposed, and after the end of his career, he got the will to go around the clock, and it is understandable that he was minimally fat. Why do everyone think I’m too big?
And now the story itself. A courier came to us yesterday, bringing a system. And this miracle came out to meet him, he is very educated and just goes out to the hallway, sits down and watches. That is to say, it’s not for you “myu” or “smelling”, it’s just for close friends, lol. Well, in general, the courier enters, puts the boxes, removes the bag, and then a cat hits his eyes. What the courier does, he clings to the cat probably for a moment, with mildly speaking astonished strains, then turns his gaze to the battu, and frightenedly says:
Is that shit, cat?
I’m already accustomed to the fact that people sometimes react very strangely to seven-pound cats, and the phrase “he’s three times bigger than my cat” won’t surprise me, but it was the most awful reaction, the whole evening afterwards they were rotting)
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