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 23.07.2013
Many argue who is stronger fighters, karatists there or boxers at all? Here is history.
As usual, we had a set in September. With an eleven-year-old boy, there was always a guy, a villager. His nephew was his, and he lived with his parents while studying at the institute. We then trained that year jointly, because the rental of the hall was a costly pleasure. Well, and here, our coach sees how his eyes shine when he looks at the workouts and hangs on his mouth. The Voot. The boy was of medium height, weighing under seventy kg. Well, we were preparing for the zone of Siberia and the Far East. Our guy, who was at 69 kg, just had no sparring partners. Well, Glory (our coach) and asked the villager to stand with him, strikes to work out. Kolya (our boy who was preparing) was strongly warned not to hit the novice. At the end of the training, as always, sparring. Anyone who has trained, knows that the newcomers do not know the strength to count, after the first missed serious blow they begin to crack out of all their strength. So this time it was, Cole, let’s break it all up with him. The guy. Colin sits down and sits on his ass. Glory for the head is taken, because the stroke of Kohl caught a serious, broke his novice shorter. Recovery month three without sparring (this is what the doctor said after the examination). Collu Globa asks: How did you miss it? And you see, when you train for a long time, the trajectory of the strike is almost straight, the slope under it has been worked out by Koly for years. And for the beginner, the stroke went along the trajectory because of the ass (one-on-one so Dan Henderson people sleep). There is no shorter moment of the start of the attack. In general, the newbie went under the documents of Kolyan to the competition and took 2 places there. 3 fights played, 2 knocks, the final lost to the master international. However, the candidate for the master of sports received. Then they asked him where he had such a plush, he told me that the folder he has is the champion of the country on the plush. He has been sorry for them since childhood.
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