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 23.07.2013
The Silver:
How can I drink soluble (sublimated) coffee?

and Paang:
Easy to dissolve and drink.

The Silver:
It must be as simple as it is. And I am a fool asking grains in a coffee mill, cooking it, you know, in Turkish. Then I poured the powder and it’s ready!

and Paang:
Are you proud of that, Poseidon?
I bought a hammer, I don’t have a coffee mill. But one day I bought grains, and scratched them with a straw in a pile.
I cooked coffee twice in Turkish, it was long and ridiculous. Moreover, I didn’t make coffee on gas. I cooked it in a sand bath. Do you understand, Mr. I Didn’t Drink Sublimatocha? You take a iron plate, put it on a shape, squeeze the sand from above and put a turka on it.
It’s a long time, I’m just fucking unscathed, with a maineziki do it.
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