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 24.07.2013
truthfulness
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to this.
In the cinema, in the middle of the film, everything is great, but the edge of the eye stuck to the "going head on the screen from the viewer." And then I start moving from the first thought – “Bla, again a pirate.”

cinemas are built so that sitting in the hall, it is impossible to close a part of the projector beam with the head. The only place where this is theoretically possible is the last line, but for this you need to be either abnormally tall or with an aspiration. If the head appears on the screen, it should be the size of an apple or less. I would like to see such a man.
And to you, my friend, I will say one thing, stop the shit!
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Did you not think that the head can close a part of the image on the screen for another viewer? And that in the darkness of the hall the head looks like a black silhouette against the background of a brightly illuminated screen. By the way, how do you think these heads and other body parts appear on screens?
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