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 14.08.2013
Lord of the Pelmenes: In fact, I even have some theory about the life of the pelmenes
Killer is
Most of them do not understand their purpose in life.
The Lord of the Pelmenes: Most of their lives they are in anabolic
When you throw them into boiling water, they consider it their second birth.
Master of Pelmenay: and ready to follow your spoon.
The Lord of Pelmenay: Perceiving It as the Only True Orientation
The Lord of Pelmen: and all this for the sake of being eaten
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God... that is, after anabiotic, in boiling water, they seem to be born, start to get acquainted, start families and here they are caught and placed in a plate... they cling to hold each other, they are afraid... and you one of them tear it off and pull it into the mouth, and the other holds it for a pen and unfolds a little, as if screaming: it doesn’t eat!!!! Please do not eat!! to

I don’t eat pellets anymore.
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